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dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

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"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
- A novel written by me.  (via lovequotesrus)

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"People say it’s unprofessional to have piercings and tattoos. I think it’s unprofessional to judge people by their personal decisions." - Subconscious thought that should be widely accepted (via hyliandude)

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the-staged-inadequacy:

 angelcatsiel:

friesthellama:

we live in a world where people are more outraged by a gay relationship in Doctor Who than the fact that it’s between a human and a lizard

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED WITH MY DAD’S FIANCEE SHE WAS LIKE ‘what why are there lesbians in doctor who’ LIKE ONE OF THEM IS ALSO A LIZARD IN CASE YOU HADN’T NOTICED


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"Holy fuck I remember looking into your eyes and oh fuck I think I’m still lost in them" - her (via cxlifornians)

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probablylexi:

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

woah

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secretmindreader:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

please dont

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breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*

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